How Frannie and Five Other Incorrigible Cats Seized Control of Our House and Our Hearts

In a twist of fate, we found ourselves outnumbered, outmaneuvered, and ultimately outwitted by a formidable feline force.

It all began with Frannie, a petite and unassuming calico cat who arrived at our doorstep on a cold winter's night. Her emerald eyes and sweet demeanor melted our hearts, and we welcomed her into our home without hesitation.

Kitty Cornered: How Frannie and Five Other Incorrigible Cats Seized Control of Our House and Made It Their Home

by Bob Tarte

4.5 out of 5

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As days turned into weeks, Frannie proved to be more than just a cuddly companion. She possessed an unyielding determination and a mischievous streak that would have made any seasoned feline proud.

Before we knew it, Frannie had established her dominance over our unsuspecting household. She claimed the prime spot on the couch, relegating us to the uncomfortable edges. She commandeered the windowsills, leaving no room for our plants. And worst of all, she developed an insatiable appetite for our freshly baked cookies, which she would sneak into her secret hiding spots.

Emboldened by Frannie's success, four more feline companions soon joined our ranks: Finnegan, a burly tabby with a propensity for mischief; Oliver, a curious and playful Siamese; Paisley, a sleek and elegant tuxedo cat; and Daisy, a tiny and timid tortie.

Together, this quintet of incorrigible cats formed an unbreakable alliance, united in their quest for world domination. They roamed the house with an air of entitlement, leaving paw prints on our furniture and hairballs on our carpets.

They organized nocturnal raids on our pantry, absconding with tuna fish and catnip with the stealth of seasoned burglars.

They even developed a secret language, consisting of meows, purrs, and the occasional hairball, which they used to communicate their mischievous plans and thwart our attempts at discipline.

As our home transformed into a feline kingdom, we began to realize that we had underestimated the power of these furry overlords.

They had outsmarted us, outmaneuvered us, and ultimately seized control of our house and our hearts. And despite the chaos and the stolen cookies, we couldn't help but love them for it.

In the end, it was not we who tamed these wild cats, but they who domesticated us.

Frannie, the Feline Matriarch

With her piercing emerald eyes and sweet demeanor, Frannie initially appeared to be the most unassuming of the cats. However, beneath her charming facade lay a cunning and determined spirit.

It was Frannie who masterminded the feline revolution, using her subtle influence to convert her companions to her cause and ultimately seize control of our household.

She taught them the art of stealthy raids and taught them the power of united meow. And through it all, she remained the undisputed leader of her feline empire.

Finnegan, the Burly Troublemaker

Finnegan, a burly tabby with a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, was the perfect accomplice to Frannie's cunning plans.

With his muscular frame and playful nature, Finnegan was the enforcer of the feline gang, using his imposing presence to intimidate any potential threats.

But despite his tough exterior, Finnegan had a soft spot for cuddles and would often purr contentedly in our laps after a successful raid on the pantry.

Oliver, the Curious and Playful

Oliver, a curious and playful Siamese, was the brains behind many of the cats' most audacious escapades.

With his sleek physique and piercing blue eyes, Oliver could navigate through the smallest of spaces, making him the perfect scout for the feline gang.

His playful nature often led him into trouble, but his infectious enthusiasm and ability to make us laugh always won us over.

Paisley, the Sleek and Elegant

Paisley, a sleek and elegant tuxedo cat, was the epitome of sophistication and style.

With her pristine white fur and dignified demeanor, Paisley carried herself with an air of feline royalty.

But beneath her sophisticated exterior lay a playful spirit that belied her elegant appearance.

Daisy, the Tiny and Timid

Daisy, a tiny and timid tortie, was the gentle soul of the feline gang.

With her multicolored fur and soft purring, Daisy often sought refuge in our laps, seeking comfort and reassurance.

Despite her timid nature, Daisy possessed a fierce loyalty to her companions and would often come to their aid when trouble arose.

Life Under Feline Rule

Living under feline rule was an adventure unlike any other. Our home became a constant source of amusement and chaos.

We learned to keep our cookies well hidden, as they were a favorite target of the cats' nocturnal raids.

We adjusted our sleeping habits to accommodate their nightly prowling, often finding ourselves sharing our beds with our furry overlords.

And most importantly, we learned the true meaning of unconditional love and acceptance. These cats, with their mischievous antics and unwavering affection, had become an indispensable part of our lives.

The Unbreakable Bond

As the years passed, the bond between us and our feline companions grew stronger with each passing day.

They were there for us through thick and thin, offering comfort and laughter when we needed it most.

And as we aged, they became our constant companions, providing love and support through the inevitable challenges of life.

Their legacy lives on in the memories we cherish and the love that continues to fill our hearts.

In the end, it was not we who domesticated these wild cats, but they who domesticated us. They taught us the meaning of true companionship, the power of laughter, and the enduring bond between humans and animals.

Kitty Cornered: How Frannie and Five Other Incorrigible Cats Seized Control of Our House and Made It Their Home

by Bob Tarte

4.5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	1035 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	305 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE